AT THE UNGODLY HOUR OF 4AM YESTERDAY, my buddy Matthew and I took Achie or to the airport in Spokane and he took a flight back to Florida. Thanks to the generosity of our friend Hollie Biscuit   my goober of a boyfriend was able to nab a buddy pass and come visit me for the first time from the far other side of the continental US. Hollie Biscuit and her fiance are a pair of benevolent angels a far as I'm concerned; FINALLY getting to meet my webernet sweetheart in person was a phenomenal treat worthy of EVERY CORNY IDIOM EVER!! It was a dream come true.

For the first couple days Achie had a conjoined twineriah latched onto him _{even after realizing he'd forgotten to bring any cologne or deodorant.} .  _{He ended up using a bar of Secret: Cocoa Butter Kiss Scented. w( = u = )w}

On the first night of Achie's visit I tried to light candles in my apartment and of course, ended up coming dangerously close to setting the place ablaze.   The scorch mark on the hardwood paneling looks kinda nifty.  I can only hope it will forever stand as a testament to the incompetence of a silly couple and future generations of apartment residents will wonder at its origins.
Or maybe my landlords will replace the wood. They aren't artists. They'd never understand.

My incredibly bright little cousin, Lhumina, also came to visit and spent the night at my apartment a few times while Gafa was visiting.  We decided to subject ourselves to awful B movies. One of which was the abominable 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' which the three of us watched on a queen size air mattress together.  It was then that I discovered that my beloved paramour must have a cerebral black hole because during the movie he decided to scare Lhumina and myself with an air blower, which for all the world sounded like a chainsaw.  His explanation? "It was FUNNY."
He did get smacked for that. Multiple Times. Hard.

The next day the three of us all went to Ihop for breakfast and I had my much anticipated WAFFOS. They were delicious. They tasted like all the joys of springtime and Bisquick.  I was touched when Achie gave me a spontaneous kiss while we were eating.  For other guys out there, I have a bit of advice for you.  Spontaneous gestures of affection like that are always a charming way to curry favor with a girl. It certainly won me over for a time before I realized that my lips were coated with cthulhu hot sauce. After Achie payed the check Lhumina and I tried to drive off without him, however he managed to jump the van and cling to it like a little hot sauce wielding spider monkey.  It would've been impressive if we hadn't been frightened for his life.

Anyway! I owe many thanks for some people!! Mr. for driving us all the way to Spokane and back when sane people would be at home sleeping.  And Ms. for helping with the plane tickets.  We ended up saving hundreds of dollars thanks to you sweety. Also , because she sat through some REALLY awful movies with us.
I love all of you guys.